No, I'm NOT pregnant! Today the Blogaverse is throwing Julie of MothergooseMouse an online babyshower. She's expecting a boy so here's the best advise I can give you about raising a boy...
THEY LIKE GIRLS AT A VERY EARLY AGE!!!!! Shecky has been hittin' on the girlies since he was about... ummm 18 months old. He decided who he was going to marry when he was 3. He STILL says he's marrying her ... 4 years later. He got engaged at the ripe old age of 5... and said his other girlfriends were just for now... *coughplayahcough*... INVEST IN KEVLAR ARMOR FOR YOUR SON... if he's anything like mine... you'll need it. Early. And. OFTEN.
