What's Red and Whiney and Dramatic All Over?

THAT, my friends, would be my 7 year old son, Shecky. Holy Hells! The boy made it home safely yesterday. In fact, he deemed it "The Best Day Of My Life!" However, he got one HECK of a sunburn.

This morning it was all winces, whines and wailing about how much it was STINGING! "Jesus Christ that stings!" was heard several times. After laughing privately in the bathroom, fussing at him for hollering "Jesus Christ!" and putting vinegar and vitamin E oil on his burn, the morning progressed normally.

He called his dad and was using the MOST pitiful voice in the HISTORY of pitiful voices. 5 minutes into the conversation I hear him say the following:

"Dad! Why aren't you asking me why I SOUND like THIS?"

I think I bit through my lip trying not to burst into spontaneous Mocking Mommy Laughter! Oh My Hells. That boy CAN bring the drama!

Doctor, Doctor...

Gimme the news! I gotta Bad Case of Sugar Blues!

I called the Doc today. She took me off the Glimperide completely. We'll see how it goes. If I continue crashing daily I'm to call back.

Hopefully I'll have more interesting things to talk about now!

Yesterday was weigh in day... it was not pretty. I exercised every day and lost... are you ready? Can you HANDLE it? I lost .2 lbs. POINT 2. Jebus take the wheel... cause yer KILLIN me with this schiznit!

I'm wondering if all the crashing blood sugars have anything to do with it or if my body is just being difficult. Heh. It's prolly a combination of the two!

How are you guys doing out there? Hey... is this thing on?? ::taps on microphone::

So... a Knight, a Dragon and a Dwarf walk into a bar... you'da thought the Dwarf woulda missed it... ::Ba dum bum:: ***

*** I blame it on the constant low blood sugars... *cough*

Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates...

I think my son is Forrest Gump's child. We had THIS conversation at bedtime last night. (After my spending and HOUR trying to get him to sleep.)

Shecky: Momma? I forgot to tell you something.

Me: Sheck, GO TO SLEEP.

Shecky: (In a small voice) Nevermind, I'll tell you tomorrow.

Me: (Feeling like crap for yelling at him) Sigh... What hon?

Shecky: My basketball has a Sister and...

Me: GO TO SLEEP!

Jebus... where does he come UP with this stuff?

Welcome World! It's Weds!

Hey everyone. I'm in a MUCH better place today. (No, not a tropical paradise :P ) Dad, surprisingly, didn't say anything about having bought the car. I guess he figured what's done is done.

On a lighter note, I had the following conversation with Shecky this morning:

Shecky: Mommah, I had good dreams and bad dreams last night. The bad dreams didn't scare me though.

Me: Well that's good! I'm glad the bad dreams didn't scare you this time. What were the good dreams about?

Shecky: Ummmm... (LOOOOOOONG pause) The bad dreams were about good dreams and the good dreams were about bad dreams.

Me: ...

(10 minutes later)

Shecky: Mommah! I remembered one of my good dreams. I was swimming in a BIG bowl of Macaroni and Cheese and I ate my way out!

Me: ::Blink Blink:: ... Are you trying to tell me you want Mac N Cheese today?

Shecky: (Huge grin and a silly giggle) Ummmm yep!

Guess what I'm making for lunch today ::rolls eyes::

I have to wonder. Did he REALLY dream that or did he just come up with it as a cute and funny way of letting me know he was hungry for it? Not that it matters mind you. THAT will crack my shit up all day long! My GOD but I adore that kid.