My mother had to take something up to Shecky at school this morning. While talking to his teacher they had THIS conversation:
Shecky's Teacher: When is Shecky getting his eyeglasses?
Grandma: They told us in 7-10 days. Why? Is there a problem?
Teacher: Well, he's been asking me to repeat things a lot...
Grandma: Ummm, I don't think that has anything to do with his eyeglasses.
Me: (When Mom relayed this conversation) HOLY SHIT! You brought the SNARK!!!!!
Snark... its not just for kids!